Tales of buckets, ravens and Dundee knees

There was an Old Man of Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket,
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man -
And, as for the bucket, Nantucket.

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There was an old man from Whitehaven,
Who danced the quadrille with a raven,
They said, "It's absurd,
To encourage that bird."
So they smashed the old man from Whitehaven

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There was a young man from Dundee,
Who got stung on the knee by a wasp,
When askeds "Does it hurt?"
He said, "Not a bit!
He can do it again if he likes."