Separated at Birth: Graham Norton / Reese Witherspoon

Having worn the same pair of jeans to go out in for every party, nightclub, walk, pub, meeting or any other social / work event for the last six months, I have finally gone completely mad and bought two new pairs of trousers. Yes - two. They won't recognise me.

OK, neither well-rendered nor desperately clever... nonetheless...?

A quick "thank you" to TopMan for selling trousers too big for mincing, half-starved fauxmosexuals. It's not just that shopping repulses me. I need baggy trousers for real men who don't want to look like a fat nurse in stretch-fit jeans four sizes too small.